I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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Reblog if today is not your birthday.

themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

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  • Me: *follows really amazing blog
  • Really amazing blog: *follows me back*
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  • Me: *blush* ohhhh gods,
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  • Really amazing blog: *reblogs my post*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, MOM?
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