consultingmoosecaptain:

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

totallyfubar:

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George

No

First of all fuck you

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*hysterically breaks down in laughter remembering something idiotic that happened to me three years ago while every person in the room stares frightened at me*

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wildnwoolyshambler:

In response to everything.

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Anonymous asked: Your skin is fucking flawless! What's your secret?

jerkidiot:

i eat dermatologists

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becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

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xvxavier:

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

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adamcifer:

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

Always reblog

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